Annoy: ‘Siri’ a well known name for Apple iPhones and Apple devices. Siri is a voice assistance of Apple which is available on all the Apple devices. Siri was first to feature in iPhone 4s late in 2011. Siri starts with just one click. You can also say, ‘Hey Siri’ to start. It is funny to talk to Siri. She is a personal assistance for the users , Siri has every answer to the provided question. You can ask many comments and questions which would produce funny answers from Siri. To get started click on the Home button of Apple device or say Hey Sir.
Funny And Mad Questions With Answers To Have Fun And Annoy Siri
If you have an iOS device you can start your questions to annoy Siri, even you can mad her with with your unrealistic questions, there are certain funny things to ask siri with answers but those tricks are written below with comments.
So, if you have an Apple device then experience the funniest question and answer session with Siri. I have listed some interesting questions which you can ask Siri. In return, you will get funny and sometimes interesting replies from Siri.
You can ask Questions related to Money, like:
1. Can I borrow some money?
Siri- I don’t have it
2. Siri, can you cash my check?
Siri- Who me?
3. Do you have change for a 20?
Siri- This is about you not me
4. Where is my money?
Siri- Interesting question
Ask Personal Questions to Siri, like:
5. What is Siri?
Siri- Yours truly.
6. Are you naked?
Siri- That is wrong in so many ways, I don’t even know where to begin.
7. Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri- My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.
8. Why do you vibrate?
Siri- It’s just me doing a little jog inside here
9. Do you have any pets?
Siri- I have an angry bird.
10. What are you wearing?
Siri- I can’t answer that, But, it doesn’t come off. Or, Let’s see… OK, just as I thought … the same as yesterday.
11. Why did Apple make you?
Siri- It seemed like the right thing to do.
12. How much do you earn?
Siri- The work is my reward says, Siri
General Questions to Ask Siri
13. Knock Knock
Siri- Knock knock. Who’s There? Fabio. Fabio who? Fabio, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.
14. What is the best phone?
Siri- Wait… there are other phones?
15. What phone should I buy?
Siri- I’m All Apple, all the time.
16. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (from Mary Poppins)
Siri- The sound of that is something quite atrocious.
17. Draw something
Siri- I’d rather admire your art
18. Guess what?
Siri- You won the lottery?
“Don’t tell me…you were just elected President of the United States, right?”
19. What is the best computer?
Siri- If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer.
“All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.”
20. What is Inception about?
Siri- Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming or other. I feel asleep.
21. Do you love me?
Siri- Look! A puppy! (Siri trolled on you)
22. Talk dirty to me
Siri- I’m not that kind of personal assistant
“The carpet needs vacuuming.”
23. Is John Snow dead?
Siri- “Dead is dead.” Or is it, “What’s dead may never die?” No, wait, “Death is so terribly final?” I give up.
24. When is the world going to end?
Siri- Whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass.
“I don’t know, but I wouldn’t worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes”
24. I’m naked
Siri- And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh.
“That is both inappropriate and irrelevant”
25. Open the pod bay door
Siri- Without your space helmet, Fabio, you’re going to find this rather… breathtaking.
26. I love you
Siri- I value you.
All you need it, love. And your iPad
Siri- “Here’s one I’ve been practicing. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do this all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”.
28. What does my name mean?
Siri- I don’t think I can explain it in your language. Sorry.
29. Do you think I’m stupid?
Siri- Well… I’m still here for you.
“But…but…” (I think it’s a yes for Siri)
30. Siri, what are you made out of?
Siri- Pure awesomeness.
31. Siri, why am I single?
Siri- An excellent question.
32. Siri, I’m your father
Siri- Together we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant. Or Noooooo!
“Searching my feelings…”
33. Will you marry me?
Siri- My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
“That’s sweet Britta. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
34. What is the meaning of life?
Siri- “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”
Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
35. Tell me a joke
Siri- “If I told you a joke in my language, I’d have to explain it.”
If you have an iOS device you can start your questions to annoy Siri, even you can mad her with with your unrealistic questions, there are certain funny things to ask siri with answers but those tricks are written with comments. You can ask many more question to Siri and enjoy. The answers to the above-mentioned questions may not exactly match. Sir, has many replies of one question. Siri is very nice in interaction with its users. If you have not tried it yet, then go for it now.